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No Anal Bleaching Embroidery Pattern & Instructions

No Anal Bleaching Embroidery Pattern & Instructions

This embroidery pattern is made to fit a 6 inch hoop when printed on A5 or 2 pages to A4.


This would make a great house warming, birthday or anytime gift for your favourite quirky humoured friend or for yourself (Great gift with a bottle of bleach!)


Hand sketched and designed by myself featuring the line "No anal bleaching in the sink" and has numerous flowers and greenery to complete the look. 


You'll receive instructions on how to make your very own hand embroidery. Instructions come with lots of detail and pictures and step by step directions for every step of the way.

This PDF is ideal for any experience level, including beginners. 


If you’re anything like me, videos are by far the easiest way to learn. As us crafty folk tend to be more visual learners, I have also created a series of fully narrated video tutorials.


This 16 page PDF pattern includes:
- List of supplies and tools required
- Your embroidery pattern
- Detailed instructions for transferring your pattern, preparing your fabric and loading your embroidery hoop
- Instructions for preparing your thread and threading your needle
- Tips and techniques to avoid for starting and stopping your thread without fiddly knots
- Links to detailed YouTube video tutorials
- Individual stitch illustrations and instructions
- How to “finish” the back of your embroidery, ready for display
- Mistakes happen. Don’t panic! What to do if you do something wrong


A completed embroidery may also available in the “completed embroidery” section of my shop or as a commission.


PLEASE NOTE: This listing includes an emailed PDF pattern. Due to the nature of the PDF format, there are no refunds on instructions/patterns. Mass production, file sharing, resale and/or distribution of pattern pieces, diagrams or instructions is expressly prohibited.


Completed embroidery - gay - anal - anal bleaching - new home gift - comedy embroidery - bathroom art - completed cross stitch - funny cross stitch


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